5 THINGS YOUR DOG WANTS TO TELL YOU
Posted By: Mark
#1 MIND IF I USE THE COUCH?
Hey, you - make some space for me, this couch isn't just for you after all!
#2 I DON'T ALWAYS BARK, BUT WHEN I DO IT'S FOR NO REASON
Hello, I'm a dog and I like to bark. I don't need an explanation to express my feelings, right?
#3 CAN I PLEASE SIT AT THE TABLE, I PROMISE I WON'T BITE
It's kind of unfair - you people always sit together at the table and have fun. And I am supposed to sit on the floor?! It's time to fix this injustice.
#4 THIS WATER'S GOOD, BUT NOTHING BEATS GOOD OL' TOILET WATER
Hey, human, I think you're trying to trick me with this clean boring water in my bowl. And I truly can not understand why not to drink from the toilet - it's so much fun, admit it. You always make funny noises when you see me doing it!
#5 I ACTUALLY BELIEVE I OWN EVERYTHING I PEE ON
And don't even try to tell me something else!